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- I finally found it! - I finally found a way!
When you're living as a human being...
it's important for you to be aware of what you're doing...
and to be able to do things.
But in the end, the most important thing...
is to be able to do it unconsciously.
You say you want to change your consciousness...
but changing your unconsciousness...
and understanding your unconsciousness...
is the biggest step up for you as a human being.
So today, I'm going to focus on unconsciousness.
I think it's very difficult to notice your own unconsciousness.
First of all, by looking at people's unconsciousness...
we can deepen our understanding of their unconsciousness.
Behind me now...
there are people who are extremely unconscious.
Look at us now.
When we look at the camera and raise our voice a little...
we're talking.
We're completely conscious of that.
- We are. - Yes.
Look behind you now.
We're playing with our phones and sleeping on the sofa...
but we're not talking.
This is what we call "unconsciousness".
By understanding what kind of actions...
people in this state do...
we can change our unconsciousness in the future.
This is what we call "unconsciousness reform".
This time, I've made up a certain "unconsciousness table".
- Yes. - Yes.
And from that "unconsciousness table"...
we've decided on a certain point.
Until we reach a certain point...
we'll have a training session.
- Yes. - Yes.
In order...
the person behind me...
the unconscious person in charge of the session...
will clear the session.
- Yes. - Yes.
If you clear the session and make it to the end...
we'll be able to go home.
It's a "unconsciousness race".
So it's "lucky" or "unlucky"?
Well, it's "lucky" because you're unconscious.
If you tell the people behind you about this conversation...
you're in trouble.
- You're right. - You're right.
It's lucky you're unconscious.
Unconsciously doing something is a "lucky" thing.
- That's why you should try it out. - Yes.
- That's right. - Yes.
- Ooh! - Ooh!
- Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug... - You're good.
If you tell me about this, I'll definitely fail.
- You'll end up not being unconscious. - Yes.
- Wait a minute. - Hey.
- Chug, chug, chug, chug... - Hey.
- That would definitely... - Don't go too far.
- be in the "lucky" table. - I'll clear it.
This is definitely not in the "lucky" table.
- You made it up, right? - I made it up.
- If you fail, it'll be a problem. - That's right.
- We'll all end up in the "lucky" table. - That's right.
- Um, you didn't brush your teeth. - I didn't.
- That's good. - That's good.
- It's not weird for you to do it naturally. - That's right.
If you do it here, it'd be really bad if you heard it.
- So we'll go to a different base. - Yes.
Then we'll go to a different "lucky" table.
- That's right! - Right?!
I'd like to see someone unconscious in their own house.
- You're definitely unconscious. - You're completely unconscious.
- You're amazing. - You're this much unconscious.
- You're stupid. - You're stupid.
I love you so much! You're so tall!
I think it's better not to be asked that much.
- I see. - Let's ignore the detailed rules and do it ourselves.
- Yes. - Yes.
Then, let's go to the kitchen and do the customization!
Yes!
So, we've come to the consciousness room!
Yes!
From now on, first of all, what we will do is to consciously decide who our pair is!
Hmm!
The first one is "goo", "jockey", "poi"!
Oh!
Well, I opened it!
Hmm!
I'll go with "dreamlike"!
Oh, "dreamlike"!
"Dreamlike" is still high in unconsciousness!
I think there is certainly some movement in the department!
Hmm! Hmm!
I want to win!
Yes! Yes!
I would like to go with "urbanism"!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Urbanism is basically multi-way, so I think there is a lot of movement!
There is no calmness!
Yes! Well, there is also a reason for Shibayu to do it!
Drink it!
No, Shibayu will do it!
Shibayu will do his best!
It's pretty unconscious, isn't it?
Hmm!
Well, first of all, the pair has been decided!
Yes!
This time, I would like to accumulate unconscious points by 6 points!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
I will send you a table now!
Yes!
Here it is!
First of all, "goo"!
"Yawn", "sneeze", "fart", "touch the phone", "drink a drink", "put your head up", "stand up", "put your arms up"
Well, it seems like it!
Hmm!
"dreamlike"!
"pose well", "cover your nose", "tap people", "tap things", "sit on the sofa", "take off your clothes" or "take a nap"
"get entangled in the screen", "apologize", "sit on the desk", "throw something", "go to the bathroom", "touch your mouth"
Hmm!
Then, 3 points!
"sing", "roll over", "imitate someone", "gut pose", "riot", "dance", "handstand", "shadow boxing", "step forward"
Hmm!
And, 6 points!
sneeze in the dressing room
Hmm! Hmm!
That's it!
I don't need it in the end!
Hahaha!
You guys are one point away!
No! No! No!
Wow!
Dangerous! Dangerous! Dangerous!
This time, it's either a light drinking party or "that's the right answer until night",
we'll have you do either of them.
Hmm! Hmm! Hmm!
First of all, you know, there's Karai-kun over there right now,
so you'll ask the three of them, and if you don't get a reply the next time,
you'll start unconsciously.
What are you talking about?
There's love involved, so...
Then, it'll start.
Shibai is amazing right now.
He's unconsciously lying down and touching his phone.
Wow, he's very unconscious.
For example, if you write "sneeze", "fart",
Hmm!
and you put your hand like this and sneeze,
you'll only get "sneeze".
Hmm! Hmm!
Ah, you have to do it in order.
You have to do it in order.
If you don't think about what you're going to do first, you won't be able to do it.
I see.
Well, in that case, let's do "kassamaiku".
So, are you ready?
Yes!
Let's start from here.
Yumemaru's unconscious "kassamaiku".
Here!
Touching your phone,
getting involved with people outside of the screen,
going to the bathroom, and then scratching your head.
It's getting tough.
Yumemaru has already...
done it all at a fairly early stage.
That's for sure.
I've also gone hard on this one.
1 point for touching your phone, 1 point for drinking a drink, and 2 points for sitting on a sofa.
Wow, but it's pretty close.
To be honest, I'm a little low on energy right now.
Instead of 3 points, I think it's better to stack up these little ones.
I see.
Shibayu-san's unconsciousness has awakened.
Here!
"Guts pose", "sitting on a sofa", "touching a phone"
"Guts pose"?!
There's no "guts pose"!
We're playing a game first.
It's exciting at first, so if you get it right, Shibayu will be like, "well, alright!"
Also, if you get it right by 3 people until night, I don't know what you'll get.
We'll just chat a little.
That's a lot of people, so it'll be heavy, right?
It shouldn't spread far away, so...
Wait a minute, everyone's gone somewhere.
This screen is too conscious.
It's unconscious.
Guts pose
Wow, you're sitting on a sofa!
What happens if you're sitting?
Both men and women sit on the floor.
It's a little noisy, isn't it?
You have to listen.
You have to listen consciously.
I'm still in a world of consciousness.
If you say it like that...
We'd like you to do two things from now on, but we've prepared two options for you.
The first one is a light drink.
The second one is "it's correct until night".
You can choose either of them, or you can do both of them.
Isn't it either or?
It's a video.
We'll do that.
We'll have to do it tomorrow.
Etoshi and Mitsu's mobile stations are really good.
It's too good.
It's quick action.
If you're conscious and you're sure of it, you'll like it.
It's hard to see when you're playing with your phone like this.
It's warm.
And I don't know if I'm touching my phone.
Sakura, what's going on?
You're doing bad things.
Now, unconsciousness, start!
Touch your phone, touch your phone.
Me too.
I want to see a picture of a big daddy.
Search for a picture of a big daddy!
Well, even if it's a VR big daddy...
It's like an image video.
You'll be used at first.
Is it a departure?
Let's go.
Ready, set...
Yes!
I'm thirsty.
Now, I've touched the phone.
I've drunk a lot of drinks.
It's hard.
I'm in trouble.
Cheers!
Yes!
It's been three years.
I got two points.
From now on, it may not be for a while.
It's going to take a long time.
I don't want you to sit there until you're tired.
I have a telop.
You have a telop.
Turn it off!
What is it?
You're really cloudy.
You're cloudy and long-term.
What's wrong with you?
Wow, your boobs are huge!
They're not that big.
I hope I don't have to pose with my big boobs.
Take them off already.
This is the most fun part, so let me have fun for a long time.
[They're having fun for a long time.]
Do you know what "swag" is?
Swag is...
No, but I don't think I can catch up with you two's "I know what you're doing."
It's a phone call!
I don't know if we should talk about changing screens or not.
We're not playing games! This is bad!
What are you two going to do when you get home?
What should we do?
[They're having fun for a long time.]
This is the most fun part, so let me have fun for a long time.
Why do you have to change screens?!
I'm watching you.
I'm not watching you!
I can't catch up with you! Why?!
Nice!
I'm sorry.
I can't catch up with you!
[They're having fun for a long time.]
- Under! - Underbar!
- Undercabar!
- You're angry and you have eyebrows. - Undercabar!
- Huh? - Huh?
- Undercabar is the only way!
- It's impossible!
[They're having fun for a long time.]
- Do you have the right to do that at night? - Oh!
- Daimemaru, nice!
- I'm really sorry. - I'm really sorry.
- I don't feel like doing it. - Hey, Shibayu!
- You can't do it! - Shibayu, do it!
- Do it!
- What is the most famous Japanese manga that starts with "te"?
- What is there?
- What is the most famous Japanese manga that starts with "te"?
- "Tenis no Sukora"? - Yeah.
- How about you, Shibayu? - I'm sorry, I can't remember.
- "Te", "sukora"... - I can't remember!
- I can't do it!
- "Tetsuya", "Jansei" is what they call you.
- What is that?!
- You can't do it!
- I can't remember that!
- You're making a fuss.
- You can't decide "that's the right answer", can you?
- That's weird.
- What is the menu of a bar that starts with "na"?
- It's "nankotsu".
- Shibayu, you can do it!
- I'm sorry, I can't remember.
- It's "knuckles".
- I don't know what you're talking about!
- It's a pleasant feeling.
- "na" and "hashimaru" are words that bad guys say a lot. - Shibuya, you have to do something to cheer up.
- That's right. - Otherwise you won't be able to go out. - No matter what happens, it won't be like this now.
- "na" and "hashimaru" are words that bad guys say a lot. - Don't underestimate me.
- What are you looking at? - It's "yankee" week.
- "knuckle" and "pasta" are words that bad guys say a lot. - You're doing a good job.
- You don't know my job! You don't know my consciousness, do you? - That's right.
- "o" and "hashimaru" are words that mothers say a lot.
- Wake up!
- That's amazing.
- This is "okaeri". - Wow!
- How is it? - Wow! "okaeri"!
- We did it! - We did it!
- It was "kawakiremono", wasn't it? - It was perfect!
- Then what was it? - Thank you!
- Then it's Shibata-san's turn. - I just sat on the couch and touched my phone.
- Shibata, you're up next. - Wow!
- This is "sofa" for "okaeri".
sofa
- Can I have some ice? - The screen is intertwined!
- It's intertwined! - Wait!
- I don't have anything to say, but... - Wait! I'm filming a video!
- I have to sit on the ground while filming.
- Wow!
- I just sat on the couch and touched my phone.
- It's a mess for people like me.
- It's intertwined!
- Can I have some water? - He's up!
- He stood up and held his phone. - Can I have some water?
- "sofa"! - Wow!
- You're unconsciously saying "sofa"!
- He stood up and... - It's hot!
- This is a good game of "mushi kaore".
- It's fun.
- Oh, it's a toilet. - Oh, it's not a toilet.
- It's a toilet! - Wait a minute!
- This is a world... - Wait a minute!
- Tetsuya, this is not good. - The screen is too low!
- Wow, when you're back, everyone sits down. - Everyone sits down.
- Oh, it's funny. - Sit down.
- Oh, good, good, good.
- He's here! He's here! He's here! - He's here!
- Oh, no. - Oh, no.
- He was replaced. - Now the key has changed.
- Now the key has changed and it's stuck on the screen.
- Well, Ryo-san and Shibayu-san... - Yes.
- Oh, my nipples came out! - Oh, my nipples came out!
- I'll take Shibayu and go home. - Thank you for your hard work!
- Thank you for your hard work!
- Hello! - Hello!
- I'm going home. - Huh?
- My partner is Shibayu! - Huh?!
- Thank you!
- Wow, you're good at this! - Huh?!
- Thank you! - We're going home now.
- No! - No!
- It's all stuck at once. - Oh, I was unconscious!
- Bye-bye! - Bye-bye!
- So, from now... - Yeah.
- We're both stuck on the screen. - But...
- When Tetsuya goes ahead, I go back. - Yeah, you're right.
- We didn't go home. - Wow!
- What are you doing? - What are you doing?
- We're both stuck on the screen and waiting.
- I see - I got a little excited
By the way, it has nothing to do with the score, but if you say that you will improve, I will give you 3 points
I won't give you anything
Tomorrow is a holiday
Really?
It's not tomorrow, is it?
How about you?
I don't feel good
I feel like I'm stuck
You have something against your opponent
What are you doing?
I will never do such a thing
I can't believe it
He is boxing
Oh my god!
What's up with you?
I have a chance! I have a chance!
Now! Now! Go now!
Please! Please!
You have something against your opponent
Don't worry about me!
He is watching the monitor
I want to watch grammy show
I will never watch it at home
I don't want to watch grammy show
I want to watch it at home
I don't like this man
Do you know him?
He is a man who gets angry when you push him
Isn't it related?
Maybe it is related
I'm not a critic
But it is related
It's just a dream
I will go to the bathroom and scratch my head
Isn't it too soon?
I fell asleep
I'm sorry
Are you kidding me?
That was close!
Wait, what is that?
Is it okay for me?
If I fall asleep, it's over for me
Please!
Something...
I can't think of anything
So it's like that...
YEEEAH
What is this guy doing for real?
What is he doing?
Hey, sleep
Go to sleep like a carbigon
Can I...
(Laughing)
I don't think it's a problem at all, but...
It's too minimalistic, I can't do it.
(He's going to the bathroom.)
Oh, I'm in trouble.
It's easy to take off, isn't it?
I'm going to the bathroom.
He's going to the bathroom.
Wow, you're going home.
(He's going home.)
He's back.
(He's back.)
I want to make a stupid AI.
(Laughing)
Is it over?
By any chance?
So, let's go home.
Mr. Yumemaru!
What?
What did you say?
I don't know why I'm going home.
What did I do?
You didn't do anything. You're unconscious.
Wow, I'm tired.
Thank you for your hard work.
Wow, I can't do anything by myself.
I think it's a matter of time.
It's been a while since I've been left alone like this.
All right!
I did it.
Can you bring me a guitar and an accordion?
But I finally got a switch.
All right!
If you do this, it'll be over soon.
I ate too much happy turn.
I'm full.
It looks like it's going to end at any time.
(Laughing)
Thank you.
By the way, what is the mystery of the pick?
I don't know, but what is the pick of the swede?
(Laughing)
You don't know this, do you?
What is the pick of the swede?
(Laughing)
Thank you for your hard work.
(Laughing)
You didn't say "lose" because you were the last one standing.
- You just did your mission. - I just finished my mission.
- Just now? - Yes.
- Huh? - Oh, good morning.
(Clapping)
- Did you really finish it just now? - Yes, I did.
- Everyone was watching me. - Everyone was watching you.
Toshimitsu was in a good mood.
He always finished his mission in a good mood.
But he started using his cell phone.
I couldn't say anything.
Also, you were unlucky this time.
The last one talked to someone outside of the screen.
- Huh? - I talked to someone for the first time.
The first person I talked to was "EXTER!"
- But you said "no one's here today." - Yeah, that's true.
So, you were called "the last one standing" today.
Looking back, I was pretty unconscious for a while.
- I don't remember what you said. - I think you only said bad things.
- You're terrible. - You said "bad boobs."
(Laughing)
I'm sure you're doing weird things while you're unconscious.
- Let's try to be conscious of good unconsciousness. - Yes.
- It was a difficult mission. - Yes.
Goodbye!